you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked
save the earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate and pizza
so what did you do those three days you were dead?
the difference between tattooed people and not tattooed people is….
i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle