toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere
I’m not sure why people dislike receiving drunk texts. you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t function properly
unknown (via handcrafted-in-germany)
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
"She just smiled. You know, that Effy smile that means ‘you don’t know me at all, you never will’"
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer
I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married.
it sounds like the plot of a fanfic
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
some people have sex in the kitchen
i eat in my bed
i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time